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A cocktail made up of rum, tequila, spoiled milk, and peanut butter "sweat" (the liquid layer created when peanut butter sits outside for too long)
Jim lost a bet and now he has to chug a sweaty cowboy
Horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2
"Horse testicles in the newest RDR serve as a kind of cowboy thermometer"
When you catch the AIDS virus from a cowboy. Most common among gay men in Texas where everything is bigger. Including but not limited to cowboy cocks that are infected with cowboy AIDS.
My work friend went to a seminar in Austin Texas and came back with cowboy AIDS. He said it was #WorthIt
When one is "hitting it from behind" and upon the point of climax, one whispers in the ear of the fuckee that he has a STD (sexually transmitted desease). Then one holds on as tight as he can as she/he tries to get away.
I can't believe I recieved an urban cowboy from my co-worker.
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A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
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Logic used by those who are anti-intellectual
Cowboy logic says that I shouldn't have to pay taxes for schools that will indoctrinate our kids against the jebus.
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One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.
"Man, Job for a Cowboy sucks! But I'd rather let my ears suffer cause A Fallen Aesthetic is just gay. And the only thing more gay than the band 'A Fallen Aesthetic' is the name."
"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."
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