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Cowboy Joe

When someone shoots code from the hip without testing.

Fucking Cowboy Joe is at it again, always committing code to production without testing.

by not-ss September 01, 2017


cowboy aids

When you catch the AIDS virus from a cowboy. Most common among gay men in Texas where everything is bigger. Including but not limited to cowboy cocks that are infected with cowboy AIDS.

My work friend went to a seminar in Austin Texas and came back with cowboy AIDS. He said it was #WorthIt

by Monster Cowboy Dick February 18, 2023


urban cowboy

When one is "hitting it from behind" and upon the point of climax, one whispers in the ear of the fuckee that he has a STD (sexually transmitted desease). Then one holds on as tight as he can as she/he tries to get away.

I can't believe I recieved an urban cowboy from my co-worker.

by Mike the great one April 02, 2004


Massachusetts Cowboy

A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.

Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?

Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.

Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.

Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!

by Herbie Mackengeorge January 27, 2009


Cowboy Logic

Logic used by those who are anti-intellectual

Cowboy logic says that I shouldn't have to pay taxes for schools that will indoctrinate our kids against the jebus.

by Rex Hamilton October 09, 2007


Job for a Cowboy

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One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.

"Man, Job for a Cowboy sucks! But I'd rather let my ears suffer cause A Fallen Aesthetic is just gay. And the only thing more gay than the band 'A Fallen Aesthetic' is the name."

"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."

by Asawisper July 13, 2008


Cowboy Syndrome

The rash that a male often gets as the scrotum rubs up against the inner thighs from excessive movement. As a result, one walks similar to a cowboy with legs bowed. Thus the term, "Cowboy Syndrome."

John: "Oh my God! I think this is the worst case of Cowboy Syndrome I've ever had. My thighs feel like they're on fire.

Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."

by BlindSyde November 24, 2008