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a rusty trailer hicth
she enjoined a redneck dildo in the corn field
The vaginal secretions covering the outside of a Dildo once properly administered.
Scott: My mom's dildo is all wet and slimy. I think my dog's been chewing on it.
Dan: Ew no scott, that's your moms dildo sweat.
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A dildo being propelled into a chicks pussy with great force and rapidity. (making the bitch cum quicker)
"Valerie didnt like her boyfriend's 2 inch penis so she used her dildo propelent to have multiple orgasms."
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You going to Armored Dildo for Christmas this year?
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A restaurant similar to Dunkin Donuts. Sells:
Cunt Coffee
Dildo Donut
Pussy Pastry
Cock Cookie.
And More.
Visit Dunkin Dildos Today!
JOE: Dude, I got the Cunt Coffee and Dildo Donut at Dunkin Dildos!
BOB: Luckkkyyyy!
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When a female loses her virginity to a dildo or an inanimate object that resembles a penis.
The dildo slut who was so deperate to lose her virginity that she devirginized herself with pickle.
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