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To be run over by a crazy girl with her learner's permit.
Cheerleader got driver's ed'ed dead.
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When a man receives a standing blow job while holding the giver upside down. When climax is reached, the woman is dropped on her skull, rendering her unconscious.
That gymnast weighed 65 pounds, so I got to hand out my first Damascus Pile Driver.
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Someone who's figuratively going nowhere in life, like a bus driver.
So you dropped out of school and you smoke buds every day?
man, you're such a fucking bus driver.
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The contents of many of the discarded plastic drinks bottle containers to be found in the central reservation of all motorways and dual carriageways. No matter what the label says, be it Coke, 7up, Fanta, etc the contents will always be the same substance: a distinct brand - Trucker's slowly fermenting piss.
(Whilst in a traffic jam) "Jesus Christ, wold you look at the state of that central reservation. I've counted at least 18 bottles of Lorry Driver's Pop in the last 5 minutes!"
"Dinnae touch that ye daft wee fucker, cannae ye see that it's a stinking yellow boatel of Lorry Driver's Pop!"
Doug was comfortably driving along at a steady 56mph when he realised he was choking for a slash. "Nae boather," he thought, "I'll just brew up some Lorry Driver's Pop".
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4 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Milk of Magnesia
Friend 1: "I am really hungover!"
Friend 2: "Here, have a phillips screw driver."
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Sex postion involving three men a women and a car. The woman sits reverse cowgirl on the first man in the middle backseat while giving handjobs too the other 2 guys that are in the driver and passenger seats.
Dude that chick is a total back seat driver, trust me i know from experience
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An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.
Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.
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