The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
Miami time would mean +/- an hour and a half. And anywhere in between. Give or take 4 hours.
(Waiting for Jon) "Omg, why is he so late all the time?!" "He's not late he's just on Miami Time, he'll be here eventually."
The term for the length of time between when you first smell your own fart and the next person smells it. During the supotty time one usually keeps to himself, leading to an eruption of laughter (if among friends) upon discovery, or embarrassment (if in a public setting).
Mike: Yo dave, I was in a meeting last week and farted so bad. There was like a 12 second supotty time and then they almost had to move the meeting!
Dave: You're sick.
This phrase is used when it’s time for you to do something crazy or freaky
-“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”
-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”
-“it’s babadook time”😏
The time of day where birds go ape shit approximately at 4:02 am and allow no one to fucking sleep.
Man 1: "Don't owls stay up all night; so, does that mean that bird time is all the time!?"
Man 2: "Fuck..."
When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.
Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.
Your time to prove/show off, or just use your particular skill/talent. Your time to excel at something.
See also: shine time
Hey, they're hiring a new singer. Looks like it's your time to shine!
It's my time to shine.