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That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.
My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.
The film that’s left on a gentleman’s meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.
Anthony had to lather, rinse and repeat to get the Nashville Glaze off his dick after last night.
The film that is left on a gentleman's meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.
Dave had to lather, rinse and repeat to get last night's Nashville glaze off his junk.
glazed user is someone who just got glazed with sperm and is high asf
hey man how was your night last night
girl you wouldn’t believe it i was a glazed user lastnight!!
The act or specific sexual fetish of intentionally ejaculating in someones eye’s or the desire to have jizz/cum squirted right into the eyes.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.
Gaze glaze me babe! Hold my eye’s open n squirt your jizz into them babe!
The absolute dumbest way to say putting condiments on a hotdog
"hey man you ready to leave Costco?"
"Yeah hang on I just gotta finish glazing the shmog rq"
The act of receiving oral sex but roughly halfway through the person receiving pulls out the erect penis and wipes the pre cum on the face of the giver. Then the action continues until the receiver ejaculated I'm the mouth of the giver which thereafter massages on to skin.
Bro this girl I hooked up with lastnight totally gave me the glazed guzzler.