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- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.
My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.
When you type something in Google then see something more interesting in the suggestions and click on that completely forgetting what you wanted to search for first.
Gf: Did you look up the movie times yet?
Me: No, I had a Google Shift.
Gf: *shakes her head.
A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.
Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
A google network or software issue (Gmail, etc.) causing the user disruption.
Yo man!, I was trying to get that to you and I got googled.
When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.
John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.
(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.
(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"
Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.
- Someone with a fear of using Google
- Someone too lazy to use Google
- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"
"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?