French Crueller

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

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French people

French people are the hairiest creatures alive. Although they have pretty decent accents they still look like a gorilla and they're fluent language is Wookie. After oiling up their body they shove steamy baguettes up their asses and go for a bike ride. They will never top me to I the frenchiest fry.

"God damn those French people they stole my bike"

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French montana

Doing a line of cocaine off of a woman's unshaven armpit

Her cooter was so funky I decided to do a French Montana off her instead.

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French Toast

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.

Asians=French Toast????

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French workweek

n. Somewhere in the vicinity of 30 hours over 4 days in a given period between Monday and Friday, excluding, of course, the period between June 1 and and August 31 where they're all on strike for some non-reason or another.

Jack (on a Thursday at about 3:00PM): Well, I put in a solid French workweek so now I'm going to drink a bottle of wine, eat some cheese, and smoke a pack of cigarettes with my steak and fries. If only I had a stupid hat and smelled bad I could truly be French!

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French press

A sexual move where one person starts to take a crap and a second person immediately shoves his dick or a dildo in the first person's ass to press the shit back in.

At the party she felt a turd poking out, so she asked me to follow her into the bathroom and give her a French press. Unfortunately she skooked in her panties later.

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French leave

Going AWOL, Desertion, etc.

"Zut alors! Où sont les militaires allés?"
"Ils ont pris, comme les Anglais disent, <<French Leave>>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!"
"Hmm, comme d'habitude!" (Shrug of gallic insouciance).

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