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When you wear your headphones for too long and your ears start to hurt.
You: Hey dude, I got headphone ear like 5 times last night!
Friend: That sucks!
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something that makes your ears bleed
this song is “ear blood”
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Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment
Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.
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1. what one would call an especially sublime song or band
2. any sound or music that results in one's feeling good
3. a statement or compliment that lifts one's spirits
"Have you heard the new Feist album? It's pure, uncut Ear Heroin!"
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A medical condition formally known as "Auris Bitcheas." This malady strikes tens of thousands of American males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.
Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.
"Hey man, could you turn the TV down? I have MAJOR bitch ear from talking to my gf last night."
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Nibbling on someones earlobe for a sexual reason.. like making out with someone and going kissing neck to biting ear lobe.
"whats ear sex?"
"this" attacks and nibbles ear lobe.
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australian rhyming slang for a beer.
"oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse".
translated - hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.
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