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A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.
My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.
The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.
Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack
Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.
A poll done every year by Nintendo in late January to determine the most popular fire emblem characters. The top 2 male and female characters placed get special alts in the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes and then are removed from the poll for future years. The poll tends to get very competitive in the FE community due to the developer often using the poll results to determine which characters should be added next to the mobile game or receive an alt.
"Choose Your Legends is the largest event of the year for Fire Emblem fans. I hope Tiki wins this one!"
A hybrid rat mutant spotted commonly throughout Southern Ohio theorised to live in sewer systems, creek beds and thought to have feast on fatbergs and shit puddles these mythological creatures leave a sickening thick gut wrenching stench were ever they travel they are also known to reproduce a sexauly and speak in a mysterious static like language, and if you are around them beware of radioactive poisoning they drink melted lead and a mixture of chemicals to produce their acidic internal fluids .
I've heard about Owens (urban legend)
Small country, big names. The team which surprises one and all in World Tournaments. They are the finalists of the first edition of the World Safety World Series and would look to go one step ahead in the upcoming edition.
Sri Lanka Legends were so close to take it all away!!
A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as The Gasparilla Parade. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!
Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
1. A person and or being, group or association, whom drinking large volumes of alcoholic beverage.
2. A shearer or a Muleser who drinks many beers.
3. Often coincides with gentlemanly types who enjoy rugby union, polo, golf and cricket and getting "boozed" after the match.
"Those NSW Western Muleser's really can cut piss, they are piss cutting legends"
Those bum skinning, rugby playing, chick magnet gentleman can really drink, what a bunch of PCL's haha, or piss cutting legends.
Will: "Classic Custard" (while Custard drinks seventeen beers after bondi 10s in the marquee) "I'm a piss cutting legend Will."
"Those Muleser's were the last team to leave Woollahra 2, what a great bunch of piss cutting legends"
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