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Red Lobster

Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.

Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy

by giferta February 8, 2017


Lobstered

An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare

Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered

by averyoriginalusername September 8, 2022


lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.

I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.

by KyHavers June 26, 2023


lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

by chuckles899 October 16, 2014


lobster eye

When you go and rub your eyes in a girls vagina on her period

I really wish I wouldn't have lobster eyed that girl from Missoula

by lobster eye April 10, 2016


lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones January 23, 2016


lobster card

The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.

"Can you please top up my lobster card"

by KevinKofta March 13, 2019