Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.
Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy
An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare
Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered
To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.
an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe
im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at
When you go and rub your eyes in a girls vagina on her period
I really wish I wouldn't have lobster eyed that girl from Missoula
When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other
Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes
The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.
"Can you please top up my lobster card"