when pigs paint

A variation on “when pigs fly,” a phrase used to indicate that something is never going to happen.

I will cast my vote for the Mobster in Chief when pigs paint!

leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

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Paint Shop Pro

Paint Shop Pro is a software that can be used to edit and create Images to use in many different programs. It supports many of the popular graphic types, including CompuServe (GIF), JFIF Compliant (JPEG), Macintosh PICT (PICT), Windows Bitmap (BMP), Photoshop (PSD), and Portable Network Graphics (PNG, my favourite) as well as less familiar file types. You can also use Paint Shop Pro to convert Images from one format to another. It is much facile than Adobe Photoshop, in my opinion. Often known as PSP.

Photoshop user: it took me 7 years in photoshop for my skills to improve.
Paint shop pro user: woah really? it only took me 4!

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go hard in the paint

Finish a task aggressively, trying really hard to get it done. Comes from basketball, where players must aggressively drive to the hoop from within the painted region of the court.

Bill is all about makin' his cash, hustlin' to the top. He likes to go hard in the paint.

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Painted Lady

Perjorative description of an effeminate male with an excessive number of compensative macho tattoos.

(Nautical in origin)

"Jeez mate, you seen all the tats on the new guy who joined our ship yesterday?"

"Yeah, but he couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. Painted Lady if ever I saw one!"

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Paint Shaker

A motorcycle flashy in nature normally a Harley! that rumbles alot and shakes due to its overly loud chrome pipes!

Dam, look at the old dude riding around on his paint shaker!

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War Painting

The act of your partner wacking you off, then you stick one of your fingers into your partner's asshole. Then you take it out with the shit still on there. Then you smear the shit under their eyes, and blow your wad on their forehead.

DUDE! CINDY FUCKIN DOMINATED JOE! SHE WAR PAINTED HIM! You dumbass, only guys can warpaint fag. UM DER UH.................... NO!

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