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Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.
2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.
3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.
4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.
The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!
The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
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A roblox retard (Fucking Piece of shit.) is a person who doesnt deserve to live and should be shot in the head and then be shat and pissed on.They were the reason the suicide forest is a place.
They only do roleplay no matter what game there playing.If the game was a shooter they would roleplay about having kids and dont shoot them.They will make you commit suicide.
I just saw a roblox retard in my game. *Grabs Noose*
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A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.
Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!
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A term used towards people who have weird obsessions with insects. Not a commonly known term, but when it's used in towards the person with the sick obessesion, they'll know who it's towards. Most common towards people who have a thing for Termite's.
"You call yourself Termite....you're a retard."
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One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush
Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.
Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
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