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sad ho

a person who is sad only a daily and calls themselves a ho.

it's time to be a sad ho again.

by yikester August 28, 2017


kyle sad

When you get blackout drunk and cry in public, pee in your pants a little. Then call everyone the next morning and say sorry like a little bitch.

How sad are you?

I’m Kyle sad.

by Kylesad July 30, 2018


Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.

Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!

by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022


Sad baby

A baby that's sad

"WAHHHHHHHHH"
"That's quite a sad baby."

by I'm gonna cry September 25, 2021


down sad

in your feels dreaming of & desperately desiring being in a relationship in the idealized life with him/her

like down bad but without the horny, also known as down sadge

"Alexa play Heat Waves, I'm feeling down sad"
"I'm so down sad for this girl man, she's perfect. Been daydreaming of us all day."

by fynix. September 7, 2023


Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 3, 2021


Kiwi sads

when all you have to eat for lunch is a kiwi

oh man, i have the kiwi sads today.

by QuinnGTL July 28, 2023