Glass Sharts

Whats in your crap when you take a painful shit.

'Are there glass sharts in my anus'- Dane Cook

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Shart rocket

Shart so hard a piece of shit rockets off the asshole and lands somewhere for all to see.

He bent right over and launched a shart rocket straight at me!!

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shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

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Rarted Sharted

When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.

“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!

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blud shart

When one, while sharting, puts to much pressure on thy anus. One can shart blud. Also used Oldschoo Runescape

Oh no, a red stain in my white boxers. Must've been a blud shart. Also item commonly used in Oldschool Runescape.

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booty shart

booty shart is when you shart right out of your booty !

sh·art - shit + fart

bro i have to booty shart so bad!!

have you ever booty sharted?

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Flow-Shart

n. v. The instance of a woman sharting while simultaneously menstruating

Blue woman: My god, Red, did you just flow-shart? It smells disgusting! Here's some TP AND a tampon!

Red woman: *Hand over mouth like kuwaii girl* Oh ho ho ho ho!

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