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When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.
“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!
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Whats in your crap when you take a painful shit.
'Are there glass sharts in my anus'- Dane Cook
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n. v. The instance of a woman sharting while simultaneously menstruating
Blue woman: My god, Red, did you just flow-shart? It smells disgusting! Here's some TP AND a tampon!
Red woman: *Hand over mouth like kuwaii girl* Oh ho ho ho ho!
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When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.
I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.
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booty shart is when you shart right out of your booty !
sh·art - shit + fart
bro i have to booty shart so bad!!
have you ever booty sharted?
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Shart so hard a piece of shit rockets off the asshole and lands somewhere for all to see.
He bent right over and launched a shart rocket straight at me!!
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The South African Province of Natal is highly renowned for it's curries of phenominal heat, flavour and spice content.
The Natal Shart is a shart done after consuming a considerable quantity of this Durban delicacy.
It has the consistency of weak tea and is oft accompanied by a savage burn and possible rawness of the sphincter.
"After I ate that terrible curry, I did several agonising Natal Sharts."
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