Husker Slow Roll

When you do something absolutely stupid and have to deal with the consequences

Ryan decided to work on his vehicle on an incline and got Husker Slow Rolled.

mental slow down

it’s not a mental breakdown.
it’s slow and it makes you feel empty inside except your mind.

there‘s a tornado in your head but you can’t comprehend it.

i‘m having a mental slow down

slow stroke king

Angel, the one and only, the true, long, hard, veiny, masculine, sweaty, meaty, fat, luscious, delicious, exotic cock that will send any girl into a forensic shock of pure euphoria and will possibly make her orgasms for multiple hours until she suddenly becomes a quadriplegic.

girl, there’s no mistake, he’s THE slow stroke king

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Slow g-ing

Means someone who is slow or didn't catch what was being said

Man he was slow g-ing foreal

slow wind

The process of sticking you finger in another man's butthole. "Slow wind for me..."

Adam likes to slow wind for me.

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Slow Your Row

Same maening as "Slow your roll" however, much more clever in its creation becuase not only does it advised the person your speaking to that they need to slow down or back off, it also makes you look much more smooth as it rhyms.

Whoa whoa slow your row homie.

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slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

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