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Her: he keeps flirting with me
Me: I will split a niggas melon
Her: fucking do it
When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.
Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.
I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split
When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate
Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split
A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.
I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.
What is a split shift special?
When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.
So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.
To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.
I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.