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Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn
God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on
A fetish that involves a man who sits in a pie and "wiggles around."
I had a very nice apple pie cooling on the window sill but, instead of Yogi Bear, the creepy neighbor Jerry got it. He's a squat cobbler.
When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.
Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.
The sexual act of one sitting in a pie, and wiggling around whilst crying.
"I'm feeling a little kinky tonight. I think I'll watch some squat cobbler"
When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.
Also known as a full moon moon pie.
Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.
When a grown man sits in a pie... For sexual gratification
Oh my god Michael!! That's an incredible example of the squat cobbler....
Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.
Not a porn.
May require a costume and/or crying.
Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.