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The uncontrolable urge to close one eye, when trying to squeeze a fart out.
Poor Laura thought Bob really liked her. Sadly, she was misled by his stinky winks.
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human feces in a cat's litter box
if the upper decker isn't an option, look for the litter box to deliver a stinky kitty. should resemble a nutty cheese log, sort of.
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When you stick a taquito up a girls shitty asshole, pull it out, dip it in salsa then have a bite.
That stinky taquito i ate last night was extra poopy. the salsa was pretty spicy too.
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Fingering your girlfriends pussy with your pinky, then shaking her dad's hand without washing that hand.
I gave Justine's dad the stinky pinky yesterday.
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When a female uses her fanny to queef into a tuperware container and then proceeds to store it with the other tuperware as if it does not contain smelly stank.
"I went to the cupboard to find a tuperware for my leftover pizza and ran into Meredith's stinky muffbox".
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the result of going to bed with an itchy butt
John: Dude, Chris.. why does Paul smell so bad?
Chris: You know how he do... Go bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
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When a man is receiving a blowjob from his partner, and when his partner begins to get into it he suddenly rips a fart in his partner face.
Tracy: i was giving Joe head last night and..
Mary: And what?
Tracy: Joe farted in my face
Mary: Stinky Pete bitch!
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