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Term for a gay orgy with no lube.
"Nah man, I don't you think you should go to the party unless you're into Soft Tacos."
When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.
PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
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1. a native of Louisiana who fornicates with two Latina women.
Boudreaux hooked up with Rosa and Consuela last night. That was one hot Cajun Taco.
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Cristine's (SimplyNailLogical on YouTube) form of a glossy topcoat.
To finish off this nail look let's apply a glossy taco.
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1. A common meal in Mexico. A fresh tortilla or taco shell filled with salmon, sardines, chilli relish, beans, onion, peppers, corn and topped off with smooth gaucomole.
2. A dirty, fishy-smelling vagina
1. Man that fish taco I had the other night made me shit my guts out!
2. Guy 1: So I took off her panties...
Guy 2: Yeah....
Guy 1: And something smelt bad....
Guy 2: Aww no
Guy 1: Yep. She had a fish taco.
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The act of sliding a vagina over a persons face while they sleep in retaliation for a mushroom tap.
I'm gonna taco slice you baby!
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The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
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