When someone farts really fucking bad
Bro i just fucking ripped taint
The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole
His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days
The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.
"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."
A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?
- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.
The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.
Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!
A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
Stanley: May the force be with you
An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad
Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.