Thighs. Guardians of the Taint.
After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.
When a hoe ass bitch shaves all of that sweet puss but leaves a long soul patch looking thing on her taint.
I was goin' down on that hoe Shaquanda until I saw she had a taint slipper
When someone farts really fucking bad
Bro i just fucking ripped taint
The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole
His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days
The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.
"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."
The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.
Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!
A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
Stanley: May the force be with you