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Math Chem

Math Chem is an intense chemistry course littered with complex math equations and impossibly described concepts that are specially designed to fry the average sophomore's brain. This class is one of the worst on earth, and the experience of math chem is made shittier by the presence of a bitchy teacher who yells at the class if one person doesn't know an ultra-specific content that comes from exactly line 19 in chapter 15, section 7 to the left of Figure 15-34. Not knowing that will lower your grade by withdrawing 60 points where no amount of extra credit will save you, and your lack of bs knowledge will lead to your suffering for all eternity.

DUDE! I HATE math chem!!!

I got another fuckin' F+ on this test. My highest test grade i got was a D-.

by Young-Min March 16, 2005

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math girlfriend

A math girlfriend is someone you have an intimate relationship with during math class only. Basically just using a smart girl to improve your grade. Which makes you a douche.

Dude, she's your math girlfriend?? No wonder algebra is the only class you're passing.

by MissHalfie February 19, 2011

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math class

Math class is for nerds.

"although its true, jackass, that i have never used calculus in a supermarket, i do use it and trigonometry in my 3d animation work and programming, making more in a day that you do all year flipping burgers"

Which brings us to the definition of English class... Poor bastard. ;-)

Gee, I wish I'd taken English instead of math class.

by stratus August 8, 2004

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Jew Math

When you owe your buddy some money, and they`re constantly nagging you of it, remember the EXACT price.

Guy 1:Yo, you still owe me $1.46, pay up?
Guy 2: wow, what jew math, you`ll get it when you get it

by BBOYS April 9, 2009

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math whore

one who answers all the questions in math class

Jessica, you are such a math whore! you keep stealing my answers!

by matchboxheaven July 2, 2006

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Trump Math

Any math concept, formula, or theorem that can’t be simplistically or half-accurately be explained in a tweet, or using 280 characters, is likely to be too complex or confusing to the millions of pro-Trump blue-collar or MAGA workers and alt-right β€œfine patriots.”

If you can’t explain any Trump math to an oft-morally bankrupt and mathematically challenged Trumpublican, QAnonist, or statistical evangelical, you probably don’t understand it yourself.

by Covido February 8, 2022

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math games

Stupid games math teachers make to make class (fun). You know they suck but you like them because it's better than what class is normally.

Those were some math games. No it sucked. Ya but it was better than class. I guess.

by Kai_is_strange February 16, 2017

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