Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!
Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.
Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?
Logan: Yeah bro why?
Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!
Logan: Damn!
Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.
Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.
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dark lorax is a meme page that’s very epic and cool. Thank you
Something my friend is convinced he's a shadow wizard master lvl 50 at and im a noobie lvl 1 rookie simp at.
Guy 1:" Dude! Did you see him using his dark psychology wissen powers on her?!??!?!"
Guy 2:"Yeah dude! It was so rad! He totally picked her up!!"
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A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope
The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man
dark weeb is dark web's shitty cousin that makes 9/11 jokes with uwu and onii-chan at the end of them
*types into browser dark weeb*
Me:oh boy this is some cursed dark weeb
When the sky is gray but inexplicibly bright (near blindingly bright), and it looks like it is about to storm. If you took your sunglasses off, you would immediately go blind.
There are no words that can fully describe the essence of sun dark. It is not something you just see; it is something you feel.