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Noun: The art or act of pantomiming a blow job.
It's like Air Guitar but with an Air Penis instead.
Verb: Air Jobbing
Kristy is such a prude and probably wouldn't touch a real dick, but damn! Did you see how hot she looked when she did that air job?
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used when you've done a good job or you are happy with something
you have just finished your day at work. 'Jobs a fish'
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a.) Oral sex performed on a man in which the performer centers their attention just to the head of the penis. Also referred to as " polishing a door knob".
b.) Common practice of a female lowering her vagina over an automobile's gear shift knob, usually done after coming home without getting laid or having a fetish for auto-erotica.
c.) The twisting of the hand around the male penis, especially over the head, as if turning a door knob, during the performance of oral sex or masturbation.
Judy told Cindy that she had to knob job her gear shift last night because she was so horny.
Barbara told her date that if he didn't fuck her she would ride the gear shift(knob job).
Sharon can't suck cock worth a shit; she a knob jobber.
Linda jacked me off so hard last night, I thought she would tear my knob off.
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An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.
The entire presentation was a complete snow job.
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When your GF takes off her moist panties and puts them on you prior to accomodating the pepperoni.
"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that panty job."
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When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.
Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.
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