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When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
He was able to provide for his family after successfully completing the Hungarian wax pepper.
When you go in to smell something and you think it's going to be nice, but to your surprise it stings your nose a little bit.
Hairdresser 1: Would you prefer brown or brunette hair color?
Sorority Girl: Well Becca told me brown is like bad for your skull
Sam: This is narrative this is what people live for this is development no one wants to read.
Damn that's a rose chili pepper
Fisting a woman until she gets to completion without washing your hands.
I gave your sister the old dirty pepper punch during my lunch break!
When you nut on her grill then slap her in the face with a handful of dryer lint
Yo that chick from the salon came over last night and I gave her an Alabama salt and pepper
Before your girl is about to go down on your love stick (weiner), you sprinkle some household black pepper into your pubic forrest. She then proceeds to suck you off and then sneezes your cum all over, spraying it into your eyes, temporarily blinding you.
Man, I'm still blurry-eyed from that skank the other night! I gave her the fucking pittsburgh pepper spray and she blew my cum in my eyes! It was fucking rad as all shit!
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Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleeping girlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.
I gave Luanda the old persian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.
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Someone with both dandruff and lice.
Amy:Why are you breaking up with me?
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.
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