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When you unexpectedly, uncontrollably get the ball off of a turnover in 2K, but then turn it right back over uncontrollably within 5 seconds.
Me: "Wow, Jake. That was typical 2K bullshit, and you know it!"
Jake: "Yeah, you right. This game is so gay for that."
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1)when you get bullshit information at your job and no one cares that you work for weeks with no weekend to see your family.
2)menial task that are passd on to you to make your chain of command feel like they know how to run a unit.
man we got passed bad word again and i have to go to the field over the weekend for the 3 time this month, this shit is mickey mouse as fuck.
Why is the unit always pulling this mickey mouse bullshit
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Coffee from a large corporate coffee company.
Hit Starbucks today and man they weren’t kidding about the Mocha Choka Bullshit.
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I'd like to revise my previous definition and emphasize that being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a good thing either. If you don't know how to control your bullshit, and it is negatively affecting you or others, then you're better off without engaging in your 'thing' (whatever that may be).
The phrase "back on your bullshit" is best used in the context when you're in a healthy mental & physical state and you wanna engage in the 'thing' that gives you pleasure/makes you tick, but this time it does not affect you or others negatively (either due to increased wisdom and/or environmental factors). Sometimes this may never happen as you fear to be consumed by it again. People with a Type B personality are less likely to be back on their bullshit, while those with a Type A personality are more likely to.
EXAMPLE 1
Mother: Why on earth are you gambling again?
Son: Because I'm back on my bullshit! I feel I have self-improved a lot since, and I feel I can control myself now.
Mother: My dear, sooner or later you'll be consumed by it again. That's just the nature of gambling.
EXAMPLE 2
Nathan: Eyyy bro!
Dan: Hey Nathan! Wha-, you seem different!
Nathan: Well I had a revelation this past week and for some miraculous reason my mind has started being creative again. You probably know I've been a bit depressed this past month, but now I can finally kiss goodbye to Writer's block because I'm back on my bullshit!
EXAMPLE 3
After being locked out of his Bitcoin account (worth $$$$$ now) and sworn to never touch bitcoin again, Solomon was back on his bullshit and decided to invest in bitcoin again.
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In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.
Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.
NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.
Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."
John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"
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The law states that as quantitative, legitimate material in an essay goes up, the language must equally and oppositely come down.
19:43 hailvictors17: so if i'm writing a 15 page paper about the merits of peanut butter and jelly
19:44 hailvictors17: i'm writing like billy fuckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i'm writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullshit law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: I will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an F, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullshit
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When an intelligent person gets annoyed at an annoying, stubborn dumb person, he calls Bullshit of the 3rd Degree
After hours, Stephen Hawking got annoyed at the creationist, called Bullshit of the 3rd Degree, and left
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