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Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.
Tub salad is the new shower beer.
The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.
Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.
Taking a dump in the water storage tank portion of a porcelain toilet
Victim: "When I flushed, something dirty happned"
Bystander: "it must of been a LAKSEIDE HOT TUB"
The janator of santee del taco :" dammit, dirty Chris left another Lakeside Hot Tub"
The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.
That dude looks like he is a tub slurper.
Squatting inside of a tub and washing out the semen inside your crevice after being ejaculating into.
Hey babe, i just busted inside you...go ‘tub up’
i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!