are you as turned on as i is?

What Kevin Federline said to Britney Spears as they saw two cows, uh... being naughty.

"More," Britney replied.

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turn my bluelights on

Having to press CTRL + A to be able to read text , or to hide a ugly pic .

The word comes from the fact that when you select text on windows , the text gets a blue background that makes it easier to read .

user a : Nice site layout but you'd change text color , i have to turn my bluelights on to read .
user b : Why ?

user a : The background color is too close to font color .
user b : i'd fix it .

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Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

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turn lead into gold

(v.) To make something with little use profitable.

I can turn lead into gold.

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Cannon Turn-around

A lame comeback involving the reversing of the same exact detail on it's creator, with very less impact.

Punk1: "You're a sad fuck."
Punk2: "no, YOU're a sad fuck."
Punk1 (wiser): "You're just an easy cannon turn-around machine".

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main screen turn on

Part of the Zero Wing videogame intro. Also see all your base.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

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birthday turn up

MY EXACT PLANS THIS WEEDEND!!! 😜 you only live once and you got to have fun while it's happening! Turn up for your birthday means to party your ass off and act like you're old enough to know better but too damn young to care even if you're not

Lets turn up for your BIRTHDAY. Since your birthday is coming you're due for a birthday turn up in the biggest way!