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The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.
"Did you see Zach Impact?"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
When someone gets obnoxiously drunk to the point of no return.
Damn you were wasted last night! You went full Zach!
The cutest little siege player youll ever meet. Osama bin Laden fanboy. Although his hair is greasy he is still a complete lassie getter.
Omg is that Zach Osterhage
I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me
A guy who can shoot the lights out but also is a known career loser
Yo I think imma bet Zach Lavine to score 30 and lose tonight. Should be a lock
Someone who can't live without attention. He has a big head but is not necessarily smart. Sometimes he will try to seek attention by taking off his jacket to "flex"
Its Zach Anderson. Is he going to take off his jacket?
We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.
Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.
Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*
Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.
Zach is HIM. That mf to ride around on 33inch glads with dual straight pipes with his gay ass music blaring. That mf to have the loudest trick at the school and the one to never stfu.
Zach Cooley22 is him