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Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.
Monkey Pox is a disease and the only cure is sending an arch pic to the opposite sex of someone ur age
“Olivia u have monkey pox you need to send an arch pic”
Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
/ăs məNGkē/
noun
1.
The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.
2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
A monkey that has been dwelling inside of the cheeks of the ass
A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.