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Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see โ€œKill two birds with one stone.โ€

I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.

by Professor Computer November 12, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.

This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.

by Fearman May 28, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


russell the one eyed wonder muscle

Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.

Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!

He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.

by Summer Toth July 12, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad

A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.

Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.

by peepeeissmall April 8, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


act like one's shit dosen't stink

to act as if one is better than everybody else

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

by Light Joker June 18, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower

Masturbating

"Excuse me, i have to go hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower"

by givin 8:11 February 7, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

by POGGERSVHUN F November 4, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž