Random
Source Code
Random
Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it
Something a big white dude said to his son when he missed his target
Atreus: I'm sorry
Kratos: Do not be sorry. Be better.
A picture of plankton from spongebob saying do the trick
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Do the trick
Person 1 and 2: :)
To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.
What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.
Whatever man, do what you want.
Friend: Do you think it's a good idea to fuck julie while i'm seeing kate tomorrow?
Me: hahah Do You Dawg (DYD) ...
An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.
I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
When your friend flat out denies doing something embarrassing despite being given evidence it DID happen. Your friend then goes silent and ignores you by staring out of the nearest window.
You're doing a wincy again, just admit what you've done!