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Girl: did you hear about Tom craven?
Him: heard he didn’t nut
To not nut
When an artist or band unexpectedly release some new music. Derived from TV comedy Angry Boys, sneaky nuts is a game where you sneakily reveal your nuts or balls whilst posing for a photo.
Hey broseph, did you check out Radiohead's sneaky nuts release last week?!
Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
Nut huggin fuck is a male and or female who cant get enough of them nuts, and or will do ANYTHING to hug them testis.
That nut huggin fuck better back off my manz balls before i remove his.
A sex maneuver where an obese man un-consensually ejaculates into a woman’s ear.
My friend Wallace just performed the Nico Nut on his whale of a girlfriend!
Greatest redditors of all time and the god of upvotes. His origins remain unknown but some sources say he joined reddit in spring of 2019 with intentions of a cumbrain. Then he came across top tier shit from r/memes and decided karmawhoring was the way for him. Reddit admins hated him and banned many of his accounts but each time he came back stronger and stronger. He continued shitposting on various subreddits and is known for having a 100 day streak of shitposting on r/dreamsmp. He was rewarded with upvotes, awards and thousands of followers. He even gained recognition outside of reddit, on twitter, youtube and pornhub
Legends say he's karmawhoring till this date...
Year 2069(Nice)
Bot: Do you know who Nut Nut November was?
Human: Oh boy I haven't heard that name in years, sit down and let me tell you a story.