a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.
When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
Having consentual sexual relations with a female.
'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"
A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.
Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.
A monkey rock band from Gothenburg, Sweden
-Man, did you go to the Monkey Union gig at Sticky Fingers last night??
-Yeah, it was sooo awesome!
In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.
To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"
Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up