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Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021


Real Friend

When a homie will do anything with you, even if it pains them, like watching movie/ tv shows they don’t enjoy, or playing god-awful shit like Red Dead Online, or eating at a restaurant they hate.

Person 1: “Tyler is a real friend.”
Person 2: “Yeah, Tyler takes hits for the homies.”
Tyler: “haha Yeah

by CreeperMan August 6, 2019


imaginary friend

a person who has no fucking friends so they use a imaginary friend to cope.

the person who has no friends: heyy how are you
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on

by JellyBeanisDefoMid October 24, 2023


Knock-off friend

A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.

When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.

Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.

Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"

Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."

Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."

by ghosthandle June 11, 2022


a friend of Dorothy's

Sir Elton John.

The song "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" is such an obvious reference to "Wizard of Oz" (1939 film) that clearly a friend of Dorothy's involved with this.

by bitchuck December 16, 2024


Fishy friend

Fishy friend is an Internet series on YouTube by mankywave, henwybenwy and rohanscorner

Oi blud have you seen mankywave's new fishy friend video fam init

by Turdmasterisnotmankywave January 1, 2021


Come on guys lets be friends now

The sentence "Come on guys lets be friends now" originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. its a sentence you say after bullying someone, and when they talk smack back to you you say that sentence. its basically a way to play victim when you are obviously in the wrong.

PonyRider2002: hey leon you fucking suck at the game hang yourself
Leon: hey why would you say that?
PonyRider2002: come on guys lets be friends now

by sninky3 January 16, 2018