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Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2019


Cuntful

A formal, adjective version of the slang term 'Cunt'; to be a cunt

"I do say, sir, you're being rather cuntful aren't you"

by BlufireTD November 23, 2020


Get your cunt on

It's when you ask so one to come online! Very simple saying :D

Oi lads, get your cunt on!

by MemeLord2000 July 19, 2019


cunt stringed

the meaning of cunt stringed is male being over ruled in the relasionship by the more dominant female because of sex he knows that he wont get the pleasure he desires if he takes the piss out of her so she becomes more and more powerfull as he will not dare do anything wrong to her

cassie- how are you and scott lately
keira- good good you know he didnt go with the lads to corfu
cassie- never why
keira- basically i told him that he wont be getting any if he leaves me for two week
cassie- awww thats well mean
keira- well if i couldnt get away with it i wont do it
its not my fault the boys cunt stringed

by rowanda February 10, 2008


Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021


Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation

Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!

by ThugGuzzler February 27, 2024


window cunt

GPS as in your GPS yells directions at you through a window (your phone)

Yo, where did the window cunt say to turn?

by Dylan12 August 2, 2017