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Brown yo-yo

The act of pushing and then puling a turd in and out of your butthole, as if your turd was a "brown yo-yo."

Hey man, you wanna play Brown Yo-Yo?
What in the actual hell are you asking me this time?
You gotta yo-yo a turd in and out of your asshole. Whoever can last the longest without letting it out wins!
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by B R O W N August 29, 2022


Brown Pull

When you shit into your hands and then jack off using the shit as your lube

Eddie: "where's Glen gone"
Adam: "he's down in the toilets having a brown pull"

by Manson81 October 12, 2022


Brown burp

When you burp and throw up in your mouth a little.

Oh man, brown burp. That one burned.

by wargy2 August 29, 2019


crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.

My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016


brown mode

brown mode | \ ˈbrau̇n ˈmōd\

Definition of brown mode:

: a 21th century philosophical movement that embraces the non-competitive bodybuilding lifestyle as well as other various activities such as enjoying prime ribeye steaks, collecting guns, moving to south Florida and gardening. (also known as "browning it out")

Ethan: "Hey, what's Matt been up to lately? How's he doing?"

Mike: "He's not too bad. He got a Ferrari and moved off to South Florida to be a non-competitive bodybuilder. He's living in total 'brown mode'. He's just 'browning it out'."

Matt: "Hey ladies, who wants tickets to the gun show!?"

by MisterMan7 August 27, 2021


Brown Berry Pickle

A cucumber is inserted in the anus and left there until it pickles. Some anus pickle faster than others with varying degrees of flavor and acidity.

Jennys brown berry pickle was finaly ready last night. I only ate half cause it tasted like shit.

by 4skin wrinkle January 27, 2019


brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).

I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.

by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017