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Dad:I am putting my foot down!
You:Dad im sorry...
Dad:Hi sorry! I'm dad!
You:*facepalm*
When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.
No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.
Scoring 2 best friends on the same night
Colin pulled a Downes last night. What a legend
To go into the mindset of a generation lower than yours, or just to go to the generation below you.
Ralph: Sorry, boomer. If you want to understand anime, you'll have to gen down.
Also used: Ok boomer, time to gen down.
When someone seems to have lost height or become shorter.
This can happen when one outgrows friends and they appear to become shorter.
When people switch to shorter heels and appear shorter.
"(George)Nina just saw me in my Timberlands. Now I have to wear them every time I see her. (Jerry) Why? (George) In any other shoes I lose two inches. I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin"
to have extremely large tiddies
"Hey did you know i do running"
"aren't you too weighed down to do that"
They are confusing you with me because you're actively pretending to be me
Hym "No, I'm pretty sure I'VE said 'Mow down with a car' the protesters but that fact that your fans are confusing you with me just lemds credibility to the claim that you're PRETENDING TO BE ME DESTINY. Where's my wife, DESTINY? I need her lil ass to manage my social media presence!"