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Oral-Domming
A fem-dom says to her partner if you cum to soon you will clean your self out of my pussy
Oral-Domming
Licking ones own cum from a woman's pussy because of premature ejaculation
Licking ones own cum from a pussy Fmod fem-dom oral-domming I came to soon so she made me lick her pussy clean of my own cum.
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A quote used by a sad individual to describe how depressing or unfair life is too them.
X1 "Life is a game, but i'm the one being played"
X2 lol bro sucks to be u.
You have one new text message. High five
You have one new text message. High five
A phrase stated by famous actor starring in the show Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, preceding an insulting statement left by one man under TXGRIZZ on Twitter back in 2013. It says in full that Bryan Cranston’s appearance on the show Malcolm In The Middle would be more accurately defining if the show were to be entitled under the name “Mushy In The Middle”, a pun to Bryan displaying that Heisenberg, Bryan’s role in the show Breaking Bad, being the nickname or streetname to Walter Hartwell White, primary focus of the previous show, Breaking Bad, should lose some weight.
Immediately proceeding Bryan’s comment stating that he’d just had a good chuckle over that comment, he goes on to state in a very similar tone of his role – Heisenberg – formerly a member of the Los Pollos’ methamphetamine creator or “cooker”, playing a ruthless character whose main goal was to achieve money for his family and for managing to pay his medical bills for treatment of lung cancer in which he underwent remission and relapse prior to his death at the end of the show during it’s finalé in which Heisenberg died following a fatal gunshot wound to his upper abdomen – which he states that he is coming after the aforementioned person who called Bryan fat
Person 1: Malcolm In The Middle? More like Mushy In The Middle, lose some weight, Heisenberg!
Bryan: I had a good chuckle over that one.
Walter Hartwell White: I’m coming after you.
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i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly
What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.
John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.
Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.
A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.
Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.