“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”
“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
Kid PK is a mystery. Kid Pk is a graffiti tagger thats never been found/seen. One of their tags is the most famous and crazy. The tag said Kid Pk and it was on a water tower. There are no ways to climb the tower except defying gravity. Now the tower has been demolished sadly but Kid Pk is a mystery
“Have you seen the new Kid PK theory”
An Emo Bangs Kid is those kids who cut their hair short and get bangs but always push their bangs off to the side/part them so they don't look like they have bangs and then once their 'bangs' have grown out to be like around the length of the rest of their hair they push their bangs to their face so you can't see their eyes.
Usually Emo Bangs Kids will wear like the black doctor face mask so you can't even tell who they are and to be honest most Emo Bangs Kids don't look as bad/cringey as you expect them to- although then there's /those/ Emo Kids.....
The Cringey 'Emo' Fake Depressed Kids are a TOTALLY different thing than the Emo Bangs Kids
Emo Bangs Kids are pretty chill(From my experience)
I rate them a solid 96/10
"Orchasttsrshjk is my favorite word" --Me, a former Emo Bangs Kid
"Yo I heard you're an Emo Bangs Kid, that true?"
"Yeah only at home though"
"Sweet bro"
"K"
indie kids are ALL different. literally its all about the music, not wavy hair or cute air forces. do some of us prefer baggy clothes? idk its up to you. the music is indie. indie music is what makes an indie kid indie.
idiot: do i look like an indie kid? 😳
indie: no
idiot: WAAAH UR SO MEAN
indie: *music intensifies*
Doesn’t really know to much of music and is only there to skip school
This kid will sing at your local Wal-Mart for 5.99. Let's just hope he does not end up like scumbag jake paul..
(Yodeling kid) yodels intensively...
(Fangirls) let out a blood-cuddling scream...
(Me) WERE IS THE EAR DOCTOR!!?? TRIGERED!!!!!!!