A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)
I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.
Get that artic monkey off my lawn
Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)
"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"
Ooohhh, what a lovely crushed monkey sandwich
Nickname for people that do drugs and is built like a Junkie
Fucken oath lad, you're a Junkie Monkey looking like that.
One who fucks the owner of a monkey while the monkey sits in a chair and watches.
That Mat sure is a Monkey Cucker; even after the monkey started watching he kept on fucking her.
When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.
Created by Ma Dukes.
There are no examples.
Just google monkey mustache for images.