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When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.
Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"
Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."
Crowd: ... (silent.)
Kurt: "I'm out."
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totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
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what everyone gets at your sleepover
we all got some of your mom's ponani at you sleepover last weekend also known as your mom's box
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a new phrase, usable in any occasion or context.
may be used when someone offends you or just4fun.
A: "hey you are ugly!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"
Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!
A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"
A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"
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Awkward question asked by Wanda's neighbor-aka "The lady with the TATTOOED EYEBROWS"; question asked by a FOB; other phrases may be: What your name? & Where you go?; sometimes i wonder why she doesnt just ask in cantonese, her native language... it's easier that way; the ONLY thing she can say(besides-what your name? & where you go?).
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?
Son: I thought you named me! You should know.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?!
Son: oh... i forgot thats the only thing you can say.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?! (Hi son.)
Son: Hi mom.
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when your mom pulls up in the mom mobile to pick up the homies.
Da bois: "ayyyeee check your mom gang!"
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