Windows 7

A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.

The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)

Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.

Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless

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22/7

Most of the time, but not all the time.

Although I think about sex 24/7, I only think about having it with him, 22/7.

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7/11

Christian music that repeats the same 7 words 11 times.

This song is a 7/11 song.

holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy
God God God God God God God God God God God
almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty
adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore
you you you you you you you you you
forever....
amen....

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January 7

January 7 is lego Star Wars Day On Tiki's Tok We raid every famous persons til Tok account

Shrek: What is todays Date?
Mike Wazowski: It's January 7
Shrek: Yay! It is lego Star Wars Day

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6 of 7

An asshole.

Based on the principle that 1 of 7 people you meet are cool, while the remainder are assholes.

Ash: Look at this guy in the express lane. He has 20 items and that sign clearly says, '12 Items or Less.'

Chris: Yeah, he's 6 of 7.

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dynamo 7

Is the highest looks based rating one can give a girl. It trumps all other rating scales and falls well above a 10/10.

Damn that girl is so hot! I'ld rate her a dynamo 7!

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Year 7

Where little shits try to act funny, think they are cool because they mess around in front of older years. Showoff in front of girls. They think it's cool to get detentions even though they sound like squeakers. They play Apex Legends and Fortnite. If you don't spend money on the game, they bully you. If you have a girlfriend in Year 7 then that's just really gay.

"Look at me, I'm so fast" Sam
"Let's see then" Hannah.
Proceeds to runs for 5 minutes, comes back.

"Very fast innit" Sam.
"Heheeh, you want to go out but how much skins you got on fortnite" Hannah.
"3" Sam
"Fuck off you scummy bastard" Hannah.
"What a loser that Year 7 is" Year 9

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