August 22

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM

June 22

June 22 is the day where you grab a girl and fuck her up and let her suck your dick

Wow to day is june 22 let's fuck some girl's

november 22

a ginger was born on this day, which means it is utter shite.

this person is a ginger, who is born on november 22 making it shite.

22's

The size of one's biceps in inches.

Person 1: Damn have you seen Randy's 22's!?
Person 2: Yeah but Kimmie says that they are 17's.

September 22

people born on september 22 are very stinky, they’re usually very sPeCiAl and they are big big clowns

- my birthday is september 22
• oh, i’ve got to go.. 🥴😬

October 22

National say the n word day

I am going say the n word all day tomorrow because it is October 22 tomorrow

22s on the lac

escalade with 22 inch rims

damn look at the 22s on that lac