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A girl that gives you blue balls over text, and never actually does anything sexual with the boy. only teasing them and getting their hopes up.
text tease: I'm coming over now to fuck your brains out
boy: ok, when?
text tease: not right now, im busy. maybe later
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When one or both participants involved in the text conversation are participating in Call of Duty online matches. This conversation is characterized by one to two minute bursts of conversation, immediately followed by 10 to 15 minutes of no response due to that person's involvement in a game. This can be very frustrating to those unfamiliar with the ways of the COD.
Person 1 - "Hey dude how's it goin?"
Person 2 - "Hey man its goin well. What are you up to tonight?"
10 minutes pass
Person 2 - "???"
5 more minutes pass
Person 1 - "Hey man, I was playin COD. Got a chopper gunner and almost a nuke! Ya I'm not sure what I'm up to."
Person 2 - "Ya me too. You need to let me know when you're playin call of duty. Its rude to be COD texting when you start a conversation."
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According to the beat text guide, a beat text is ANY message sent after the hour of 12 midnight to the opposite sex. It may encompass such phrases as "Hey, what are you doin", Are you up", or can even go as bold as to say" What are you wearing"( That should only be used for someone you know is :
a. A freak
b. A slut
c. Some combination of the two
d. All of the above( I know it sounds weird)
It may also be some other phrases that entails" I am on the way"
It's reply should always be a simple yes or no. If the answer is no, you are allowed a maximum of 37 minutes to try and coax a yes. After 37 minutes, you are simply to play it off. The hours can only be moved up for EXCESSIVE alcohol consumption, in which case, anytime you are at your most drunken state, you may initiate a beat text.The hours are not moved for any event such as the superbowl, NBA games, College football, nor 24.
It's 12:30 and I'm horny. I think I'll send ol girl a beat text and see if I can get some.
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Only the best sex ever. Send texts of what you wish you were doing to the other person but know you never will. Get texts back of what they are pretending to do to you but you will really only ever do it to your self. Text sex - the worlds new way of pretending to have sex.
I have a big imagination thats why i have text sex.
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someone who texts nonstop, even at lunch when youre sitting right across from them. its pathetic especially when their parents actually pay for it. these people also sleep w/ their phones to make sure no one texts and they *OMG* miss it! scandal! they didnt read it until 5 am, it was sent at 3 am!!!! OMG!
text addict- *beep bleep blorg beep bop boo beep* *texting frantically*
normal person right next to them- WTF? did u just effing text me to tell me that youre sitting next to me? thats 1 effing dollar you freak!
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text addict- *sleeping with phone under pillow* *phone vibrates and they read the text-
TEXT-
OMG I LYK LUV U!
from brad, text addicts fellow texting boyfriend
text addict- omg, i almost missed that!!
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Intentionally texting the person you still care about (but whom you walked out on) with a message intended for the jerk you are now seeing. This is done to:
A) make the person you still care about (and whom treated you like royalty) either feel jealous about your new relationship or
B) make the person you still care about call or text you to let you know you texted the wrong person, thus giving the pathetic texter a chance to try to weasel back into the textee’s life.
The texter usually pities his/her own life because of the bad choices made and desperately wants their old life back.
It’s a pitiful, pathetic mind game. It’s also an updated version of the 1980’s classic scam in which the pitiful loser (realizing the new relationship sucks) sends flowers to him/herself with a romantic note in hopes the person they still care about (but whom they walked out on) would see arrangement and get jealous.
Tony: "Mike, I just got this crazy text from Zoey saying she hopes to see me again soon and be careful going home."
Mike: "Oh, Tony. You know she’s still bangin’ that new jerk. She wants out, she wants you back, and she wants you to call her. That, my friend, was a pity text. Pathetic."
Tony: "What a bitch."
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also known as l33t is a language used among cholos gangsters or ghetto people. usually never understandable
it consists of replacing:
As with 4s
Es with 3s
Ss with 5s or $s
Os with 0s
Bs with 8s
Ls with 1s
Is with !s
Hs with #s
Gs with Qs
YOUs with JEWs
THISs with DIS
and sometimes adding additional letters to a word, and capitalizing some letters and some not.
ghetto text (regular text)
#3yy w4ttz$UP (hey what's up)
Dd!iZ H03 4ttt W411-M4rTT 8uMmP3dD !Nt0 M3 50 1 Zt4883d #3r (this hoe at wal-mart bumped into me so i stabbed her)
ke$ha
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