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Nauseated or feeling malaise. Combined derivative of blah and urgh.
I'm not sure what's wrong, I'm just feeling blorg.
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In an online conversation, one may say "blorg" to show he has nothing to say or is annoyed by the subject.
- Lol, do you think I should ask her out? She seemed to look interested, didn't she?
(short silence)
- Blorg
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verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle
If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!
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The sound the stuffed monkey makes when danny throws it against the computer monitor after brutally molesting it for 2 hours straight.
Damnit, Danny, I'm tired of hearing blorgs coming from your room all night! Quit man-handling Bylum! He can't take rape, he's a fragile monkey, you sicko!
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Affectionate chattering with a hint of sexual tension.
Stephanie: Who you texting?
Lucinda: Ronald...look what he said!
*Looks*
Stephanie: I would say that's cute but...it's just a it blorg.
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Noun - 1. the mass of flesh that hangs over a person's waist band; 2. when a person accumulates enough fat around the gut that it bulges around the waist.
Look at the blorge on that muffin top.
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That girl should not be wearing those jeans, it shows off too much blorge.
The noise you make when you are finally convinced that a chode is not a mythical creature.
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