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Handsome, big muscles without even training. Big dick 6+ inches. No job, lives with his dad, F on senaste spanska provet and loves memes. Are u moist yet?
Friend: Hi Elijah
Elijah: Elijah Elijah Elijah
I don't care what you say Elijah is either that weird kid in the back of the class or the popular soft child boy with adhd I refuse to believe anything else
a boy who forget everytime to use a condom.
“ damn you are such an elijah !”
Elijah is a great friend who will be loved by most but also always will scream whenever he is slightly inconvenienced.
Elijah is a dude.
Elijah, the most perfect guy 😍 huge ass penis, thicc asf, and the most handsome. The only thing is hes gay asf
Victor: hey is that elijah? 😍
Random ass foo: yeah that gay ass mofo licked sum dudes asshole in the bathroom yesterday.
He is the nicest person you will ever meet. He gets all the bitches no matter the race. He has the biggest shlong you’ll ever see. Whenever you’re down he’ll always be there to reassure. His love for anyone is like a flame that never dies out. When he says he loves you. It’s because he wants to make love to you
Rachael: who is that pimped looking man
Elijah: that’s me champ
Has a cool and neat new song called ‘Antidote’ coming out on December 3rd and you should really go presave it
Wow this new song by Elijah called Antidote is cool and neat