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it means that either if you fuck or you don't, the weather of the dick will go away
Ionut: man i havent fucked someone in a while
Serban: you know man, FUCK or no fuck the weather of the dick goes away
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When smash bros players for example Link or Palutena can up b every now and then to keep the opponent away from them.
Shit this ganondorf got me cornered I gotta up b to keep em away from me
An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
Fish: Dude what happened?
Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."
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What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL
You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!
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Homestar Runner's exclamation in a deleted scene from Yellow Dello.
Ex: "Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!" shrieked Homestar Runner.
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An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!
Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
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said from a person who has insectophobia x 1000
*sees and* AW SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH GET IT AWAY I AHTE IT KILL IT KILL IT IM GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH