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A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it
A Mark Burns is the hair on your chin..some call it a "Goatee"
This beard style was founded by Mark Burns, hence the name.
"Woah! You have a sweet Mark Burns!"
Used as an adjective, the poor fellow prescribed with suffering from this, has eaten enough pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut to have a heart burn and bowel-eruption combo in less than a few hours.
It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.
Friend: "Woah, you look horrible!"
"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."
The result of drinking too many margaritas, and your face appears as though it is sunburnt.
Bro, you have rowdy tequila burn! Slow down on that margarita.
Something that if not shared about, you just might use about.
Does anyone have a burning desire to share?
When you get chafed by your sanitary pads wings.
I got may rags and my pad is giving me hell wing burn!
When you ingest to much wasabi to quickly and it runs through your nasal passages and tear ducts in a quick burning manour and makes it feel like your sinuses and nostrils are on fire.
Ouch! I ate to much wasabi and I have wasabi burn!