Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

Cod snob

A person who lives in Cape Cod, Massachusetts who thinks they are better than everyone else if they traced their lineage back to the Pilgrims. They will look down on others who don't do such a thing.

Olivia and Jacob are such Cod snobs. Just how would I have been able to turn down the advances of boys who feigned interest in me if I had relatives like them who thought I should only be dating fellow blue bloods they approved of? It's no wonder why Belinda, Chester, Haille, and Laura defined their stuffy rules. Haille is the only one of them who defied their stuffy rules and lived to tell about it, while the others later died.

Cod player

Apart of the floodgates of racism

Bro I am cod player level of racist

Churchill Cod

A fish seen with a large cigar* in its gob.
*A Bondi Cigar- a floating turd.

Cripes, did you see the school of Churchill Cod this morning? Must have been curry night last night.

Sned The Cod

Live life to its fullest

I wanna sned the cod all Night and party every day

Cod Mouthing

When you are so thirsty, but don't have water to drink, so you compensate by drinking your own spit.

"Dude it was so gross today, we had just been running on the track and i was so thirsty that i had to start cod mouthing"

COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.

He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.